And I Put My Pen To Paper, And The Contract Was Signed
See that last word at the bottom of the signature page?
It says “Author.”
And I signed under it with the biggest, baddest flourish I could manage, capped my pen and danced in my living room.
Then I called a friend and said “Please tell me I’m not going to wake up from this with the alarm going off and a cat’s butt in my face.”